To Do:
-find a decent font for this page;
- add timestamps;
- add
colors;
-make notes draggable
-add different shapes?
-add playhtml!
thinking about faking asthma attacks in front of people who smoke at train and bus stations
those who think being vegetarian is healthier haven't met me
mom has been wearing noise cancelling earphones around the house for a while. starting to think Ray Bradbury had a point
I'm surprised I still have good front teeth after all the times I accidentally slammed a fork on them
dvd-style menus should be a thing again somehow… 💭
HTML POPOVER WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU
I was disgusted by my own feet (by feet in general but the ones attached to me were more embarrassing) until something clicked in my brain and I started seeing them like little paws. I have little human paws, they're not gross weird anymore
Flaminia is a cool name but it will forever be associated to a road...
"blue is for boys and pink is for girls" is bullshit. except for budgies
anything, anything but an hp printer please
saving 10000 simple cute crafting stuff on pinterest and never doing them
:-(
I just saw a toy I had as a kid on ebay, it's listed as vintage 💀
who has the balls to buy sex toys from the general house products store?! respect
when you hear people irl about to start a dumb discussion you've read an endless amount of times online oh god not here too I tought I was safe 💭
- Dazhak
why does only the black pawn emoji exist ♟ where are his friends
I LOVE FREE FOOD 💭
if reddit has taught me anything it's to be afraid of garage door springs and kidney stones
momma did raise a quitter. goodbye
“generic” is my favourite adjective to add to words. a generic [thing] is the most [thing]est ever. you can’t picture anything specific but you know what I mean. platonic-form green-cube brandless-product ass [thing]
translating names in italian makes them 200% funnier to me. Renato Cartesio. Francesco Taccola. Enrico Ottavo. Giuseppe Stalino. Beovulfo. Macbetto.
I wish eating food you find in the ground outside didn't give you diseases. I would eat that
johnlock? ah the lost character
I forgot about the other one
I don't think I ever committed a crime *remembers piracy is illegal* 💭
the cool thing about birds is that you can enjoy them even if you can't see them
thank you Japan for joining the War on Christmas on the "let's remove Christ from Christmas" side
neither meat nor fish but a secret third thing
famous flash game duck life is older than me?!?
top 5 fruits:
🍑
🍈
🍌
🍊 (mandarin, easy to eat)
🍎 (lasts so long ily)
Garibaldi bath water jar
do you ever feel like everything is too much
fuck all ads except the Buondì Motta ones who keep making people angry for the dumbest reasons
birds are so beautiful their shape their movements so light and elegant even in the humble pigeon
(wrote
at 3am)
seeing a monk around is so weird like aren't you supposed to be planting peas in a monastery up the moon's ass?
I love weeds and spontaneous flowers they're so pretty, plus they help wild bees :)!
I wish they
weren't removed from streets
nobody should be ashamed of their accent. accents are a piece of where you're from! accents can show you know
more than one language!
accents are cool okay
I love all animals except mosquitoes. may them rot in hell they also have the right to
live
far, far away from my ears thanks
I have an irrational hatered for Gabriele D'Annunzio. Idk my guts tell me he was an asshole
D'Annunzio
is ugly in a rat kind of way
I <3 World Wide Web
Has anyone ever made a poem with emojis in it?
would it still be a poem?
do you ever think about pets having no idea that everything around them has been built by humans?
my
cats have no idea that our apartment isn't just a weird cave we found
sometimes I want to hire a private detective to see how much they can find out about me online and delete everything
I hate when clothes have a cool pattern on the frond but are blank on the back. Why can't I be fancy there too?
I feel like I'll forever be an outsider in any situation, not in a cool way
Rome is a lasagna of history but her streets are more like swiss cheese...
A boring life in interesting times
(2020-???? covid-19 pandemic specifically)
heard a recording of my voice, contemplating a vow of silence
I want to live in a minimal space
they need to hire more dubbers I'm tired of hearing Light Yagami's voice in everything
but I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doin' here? I don't fit in. and I don't wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird
knowledge is a burden, ignorance is bliss
(I have eaten a good tomato and now agree that most of them
taste like water)
big leafy trees lit up by a streetlight at night are mesmerizing @_@
forever afraid of thinking inside a box or bubble I'm not aware of