To Do:
-find a decent font for this page;
- add timestamps;
- add colors;
-make notes draggable
-add different shapes?.
I just saw a toy I had as a kid on ebay, it's listed as vintage 💀
who has the balls to buy sex toys from the general house products store?! respect
when you hear people irl about to start a dumb discussion you’ve read an endless amount of times online oh god not here too I tought I was safe 💭
why does only the black pawn emoji exist ♟ where are his friends
I LOVE FREE FOOD 💭
if reddit has taught me anything it’s to be afraid of garage door springs and kidney stones
momma did raise a quitter. goodbye
“generic” is my favourite adjective to add to words. a generic [thing] is the most [thing]est ever. you can’t picture anything specific but you know what I mean. platonic-form green-cube brandless-product ass [thing]
translating names in italian makes them 200% funnier to me. Renato Cartesio. Francesco Taccola. Enrico Ottavo. Giuseppe Stalino. Beovulfo. Macbetto.
I wish eating food you find in the ground outside didn’t give you diseases. I would eat that
johnlock? ah the lost character
I forgot about the other one
I don’t think I ever committed a crime *remembers piracy is illegal* 💭
the cool thing about birds is that you can enjoy them even if you can't see them
thank you Japan for joining the War on Christmas on the "let's remove Christ from Christmas" side
neither meat nor fish but a secret third thing
famous flash game duck life is older than me?!?
top 5 fruits:
🍑
🍈
🍌
🍊 (mandarin, easy to eat)
🍎 (lasts so long ily)
Garibaldi bath water jar
do you ever feel like everything is too much
fuck all ads except the Buondì Motta ones who keep making people angry for the dumbest reasons
birds are so beautiful their shape their movements so light and elegant even in the humble pigeon
(wrote at 3am)
seeing a monk around is so weird like aren't you supposed to be planting peas in a monastery up the moon's ass?
I love weeds and spontaneous flowers they're so pretty, plus they help wild bees :)!
I wish they weren't removed from streets
nobody should be ashamed of their accent. accents are a piece of where you're from! accents can show you know more than one language!
accents are cool okay
I love all animals except mosquitoes. may them rot in hell they also have the right to live
far, far away from my ears thanks
I have an irrational hatered for Gabriele D'Annunzio. Idk my guts tell me he was an asshole
D'Annunzio is ugly in a rat kind of way
I <3 World Wide Web
Has anyone ever made a poem with emojis in it?
would it still be a poem?
do you ever think about pets having no idea that everything around them has been built by humans?
my cats have no idea that our apartment isn't just a weird cave we found
sometimes I want to hire a private detective to see how much they can find out about me online and delete everything
I hate when clothes have a cool pattern on the frond but are blank on the back. Why can't I be fancy there too?
I feel like I'll forever be an outsider in any situation, not in a cool way
Rome is a lasagna of history but her streets are more like swiss cheese...
A boring life in interesting times
(2020-???? covid-19 pandemic specifically)
heard a recording of my voice, contemplating a vow of silence
I want to live in a minimal space
they need to hire more dubbers I'm tired of hearing Light Yagami's voice in everything
but I'm a creep... I'm a weirdo... what the hell am I doin' here? I don't fit in. and I don't wanna fit in. have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? that's weird
knowledge is a burden, ignorance is bliss
(I have eaten a good tomato and now agree that most of them taste like water)
big leafy trees lit up by a streetlight at night are mesmerizing @_@
forever afraid of thinking inside a box or bubble I'm not aware of